A Doritos encrusted sirloin, garnished with a Mountain Dew reduction.

by M8C

50 Comments

  1. OwlImpressive2931

    Yes! Kingcobrajfs! Is that you? 🙇‍♂️

  2. plan1gale

    Was the Mountain Dew ‘reduced’ via the kidneys?

  3. thebozinone9

    idk, I see potential here

    I think this coating might go better on some boneless wings. Make the mountain dew garnish into a full-blown dipping sauce (or as a sauce coating)? ranch for dipping, obvi.

    I think a code red/cool ranch variant would also be good.

    a seasoning toss fresh out of the fryer would also be a must.

  4. Man if I was that cow and someone did this to me I would be pissed!

  5. cyniclone82

    That looks like shit surrounded by a piss moat.

  6. the_flynn

    This is what the sub is about. It’s not porn of shitty food, it’s meant to be a shitty version of r/foodporn.

  7. r/steaks mods said it violates their rules under “shitposting”

  8. SpeedBlitzX

    Sounds like something Ordinary Sausage would conjure up.

  9. IShatMyDickOnce

    *attempts to start a slow clap*

    *only one guy joins in*

  10. Sufficient_Two_5753

    I mean, it LOOKS decent, but those words in that order do not make it sound appetizing.

  11. No_Sun89

    This luxurious meal is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen ❤️

  12. Exact_Comparison_792

    You would not be allowed in my kitchen for a second.

  13. SoyDusty

    There’s a secret extra circle in Dante’s Inferno for stuff like this.

  14. RegisterOk2927

    This is absolutely diabolical, thank you chef satan for your vision. May I suggest an appetizer of ranch covered hot takis to complement?

  15. MaybeMaybeNot94

    I’m *LIVID* at this crime against meat.

  16. Confused people acting like this doesn’t look like it slaps m. Not sure about the Mountain Dew reduction but the meat looks alright

  17. Dananism

    I’m positive this is served at the White House.

  18. DragonScrivner

    Presentation is fair. But how did it taste?

  19. No-Celebration3097

    Trailer park shitty! Well done! Lmao

  20. Blurstingwithemotion

    I need to see the cross section

  21. WhiskeyxIcarus90

    Well if we needed another sign we’ve peaked as a life form…..